If two different people misheard you, check your delivery before you blame the audience.
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One misunderstanding can be the other person’s bad day. Two separate people arriving at the same wrong idea is information about you, not them, and it usually points at something fixable: speed, volume, a joke that landed flat, an assumption you skipped over. The tempting move is to decide nobody listens properly, which conveniently requires you to change nothing.
When something you said gets taken the wrong way twice, ask one of them what they actually heard. Do not defend, just collect it. Then say the same thing again with the missing piece in front rather than buried.
What have two different people now misunderstood about your words?
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